Hiya Doggers!
I was at Buntzen Lake this Sunday and let me tell you, there wasn't a very sunny-Sunday. There was lots of rain and I wore my stylin' orange rain jacket with silver trim. Those are the in colours this summer from what I hear.
The real story of my trip to Buntzen was the dog beach. Now normally this is a muscle beach; big un-neutered males strutting around with their dogs who are also big un-neutered males. I love saying that, but then I often have to run away to avoid a thumping. Luckily those dogs are not as fast as I am or as scared ;)
Just for fun I should get me a pair of neuticles and strut around the beach too :) Yeah, check me out! I'm a biiiigggg dog too, clang, clang, clang,... these suckers need wheels they're so big!
So anyways, here I was on muscle beach wondering if Mi'chel the PoCo pit fighting champion would be there kicking sand on Chihuahuas, but something was not right. The beach mojo was all wrong...
The first dog I saw was a beagle. Wearing a bandanna.
The second dog was a slightly larger beagle, also wearing a bandanna.
The third dog was an older beagle, wearing a bandanna....
I had crashed a beagle gang party! And I couldn't stop laughing! But seriously, how tough can a beagle look in a bandanna?
So I started a game of chase with one of the beagles, then there were two chasing me. Then the braying howls started and more joined in the chase... three, four, five, six, seven... Pretty soon there was no where to move and I stood out like a red vizsla in a pack of beagles. I've never seen so many beagles in one place!
Now I know beagles are often seen hunting foxes in packs, but um guys? I'm a dog, not a fox. Sure my colour could be described as "red" but its not "fox red"! Maybe you need prescription doggles as well as those bandannas.
Party on little beagles! Party on...
The Gaffer
Monday, June 25, 2007
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