For those of you who don't know, Christmas is a time for getting together with family. It is often cold, we're talking "wish-I-was-a-malamute" cold here. Words of wisdom for the new to winter doggers, then you end up getting dressed up like this-
- things are not good! I've never been so cold in my life! I had planned on the Iditarod as a fun activity this winter, but now realize I'm, um... "busy" every March.So learn to read the "thermometer". If its below -10ยบ C and windy or you see your winter jacket, toque and a scarf ready to wrap your head and ears, hide- quickly!
Other aspect of Christmas are being chased by little monkeys intent on picking your nose, patting your back, maybe even tugging your tail... Sounds like a pain, but its nothing compared to the rewards!
Not only do the little monkeys often come covered in food to lick off, there is also a good probability of snot and boogers to clean up.
But the best is all the monkey food! It is everywhere... the best is roast turkey!
I advise you to be super nice, suck up to and bribe all potential turkey carvers. A little schmoozing can yield a lots of "accidentally" dropped pieces... he he he!
There is also gift giving, I got my very own monkey!
But like with everything, there is a cost...
Peace Doggers!
The Gaffer
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