Go find your own rabbit lady!

Okay, so picture this- I'm in full on stalking mode down at the Jericho bunny grounds. I've got this gray-brown number in my sights. So Gray-brown is busy snackin' on something, not like I care- although rabbits like carrots and so do I...

But I digress, what do you expect? I'm a young dog with CADD (Canine Attention Deficit... something I can't remember that begins with a "D", maybe dog?)

Okay, so I'm huntin' this bunny.

I'm on fire.

I'm quiet.

I'm a statue.

I am invisible.

I'm within couple of dog lengths of Gray-brown when out of nowhere comes this old lady with a walker! It's not like I'm on a sidewalk or pathway, I'm like on the edge of a forested area! So this old lady comes up behind me saying "no, shoo" and "bad dog" What's up with that?

Excuse me? I was perfection right then and there! I couldn't be a better dog! I am a model hunter, text books could use my moves! Well way better than the Irish Setter working the next field over!

Then the old lady goes around me and after my rabbit! Like find your own rabbit lady! And not being too skilled a rabbit hunter she scares it away- amateur...

So I zero in on the next closest bunny over to my monkey's left, but the old lady hangs a U-ey and goes after that one as well! Talk about greedy, save some for us pros lady! Okay I'll take back what I said about the Irish Setter!

Anyways, I ditched that bunny zone and headed deeper into the bush to loose the OL. I tried to teach the Irish Setter some 'craft, but she was CADD even in the field- while I, I have the focus of a razor's edge. Raaaowww! Ha ha ha

I had a great time all afternoon. My Monkey and I working as a team to find the bunnies, four eyes, four ears, two noses and six legs! My favourite move is the "sky dogger" where in long grass, my monkey lifts me up high so I can see the bunnies, then zero in on them through the grass when I've got all "four on the floor" once again.

Oh yeah- I also ate a few carrots some girls were leaving for the bunnies! Ha ha ha

Good times! But what was up with the old lady?

The Gaffer