Friday, June 16, 2006

NEWS FLASH

Bert is back in town

According to a reliable source who threatened to chew me up and bite my face, Bert the killer dog came out of hiding briefly on Thursday at a school in Burnaby. Apparently he held a classroom of grade 1 students hostage. Luckily trained negotiators were on site to handle the demands he barked out. No students or negotiators were injured and Bert fled the scene on paw.

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