The Gaffer here- I feel I need to introduce myself seeing as how these weblogs don't have any bum sniffing biometric verification options yet. Passwords, pawprint readers, retinal scanners are fine and dandy, but I'll trust my nose over those any day! Maybe a pee sensor...
Anyways, today we continue with the Players moving the attention to Lucy Mae.
Lucy is just like me, a vizsla. She isn't as dark as me, but still a vizsla. You can see it in her face when she is focused, her lean build and speed. Man can she chase a ball down! While I'm a bit of social butterfly with everyone, both doggers and their people, Lucy is a little wary of the people she doesn't know and basically ignores them. Nothing personal monkeys!Lucy gets credit for all my ultimate park-fighting knowledge. I know some chocolate labs who would laugh at me, but I dare them to laugh at Lucy Mae, she'd send them home with their tails between their legs and enough bruises to look like a someone mistook them for a pinata! Yeah! Chocolate, black and blue labs! Yeah! Yeah! Roll you on your back! Uh-oh, I'm getting all worked up and bouncy now.
Relax... Yoga breathing, downward dog, upward facing dog, camel pose, eagle pose, King Dancer, Warrior pose... Ohm... Okay I'm good again.
Seriously, she is one tough girl! Once, I tried to um, "borrow" her ball and she went Cujo on me; I was almost a veterinarian case! I heard she was in rehab for a while after that episode, maybe the Lassie Clinic or something like that? Her mom was not impressed, apparently her Mom and her uncle Bob even started growling at her to keep her in line at home! At least she didn't get shock therapy like some of the guys at the park.
Ace! Don't do that! Bzzzzzt! Or that Ace! Bzzzzzt! That too Ace! Bzzzzzt! I am sure that approach stunts intelligence, or maybe it indicates a previously lack of intelligence...
Anyways, Lucy is cool (despite the fact she told me to say that) but its true even without the threat of intimidation.
Woof for now!
The Gaffer
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