My monkey's job

Okay now I'm envious of my monkey again.

Not only does he get to eat when and what he wants, his new job is one even I would love to have. He works for the Canadian Blind Sports Association's goalball program. All I need to know about goalball is that there are six people throwing a big ball around and best of all, the ball has bells in it!

I'd go nuts with all that going on around me! It would be great!

Apparently the guide dogs, who are a very sober and serious bunch of dogs if I do say so myself, even have trouble watching the game! Every now and then one of them can't resist any longer and darts onto the court chasing tha ball. That would be like the Vulcan minded CEO of a multi-national corporation jumping up on the board room table and breakdancing.

I wonder if I'll get to play someday...

The Gaffer