Wednesday was a landmark day for me. I have officially reached the big time and I knew this when my monkey answered my first ever phone call for me. Just like my very own personal secretary!
And it was an important call, my two new bags of dogger food were in!
That's my kind of news too!
Speaking of food...
I tried raw tuna the other day and I have to admit I wasn't keen on it. The canned stuff is way better. Truth be told, it was so gross I ended up spitting it out and pushing it under my monkey's butt while he ate. When I looked back after hiding the morsel, my look was interpreted as wanting more. "Make it stop", was all I could think as my brain stem was on auto pilot and snapped up the next stinky piece of fish. I hid that one too.
Luckily by that time we were onto salad and I am so into fruits and vegetables!
I love tomatoes, carrots and lots of salad things. I do prefer the non-green leafy things, but would eat bowl fulls of greenery before more raw fish or that disgusting stuff from the Thanksgiving turkey. I almost barfed when the kidneys, liver and heart showed up in my bowl.
"Waiter? There is something offal in my dinner bowl."The Gaffer
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